The True Story of Goldilocks!
Have you heard the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears? Well, I’ll never find out because this is a book. Anyway, if you have then most of the story wasn’t real, all of it wasn’t real it’s a fictional story. But if it was real, here’s how it would happen! If it was modern day.
There once was a mother and a father, their names were Jessie and James. They had a baby boy that they named , Goldilocks. As you can tell by the name they gave their son, these two are terrible parents, he doesn’t even have blonde hair, and he wasn’t a good person (probably because of his parents)! Jessie and James were filthy rich! But they didn’t give their son enough love, they even let him wander into the woods! In the woods he was playing Pokemon GO and wandered into a house owned by three bears. They went out for a stroll and forgot to close the house door. In the house were three bowls of delicious porridge, they were empty within five seconds. He was tired after eating three bowls of porridge so fast and went to sleep on the Little Bear’s bed, it broke. He was still fast asleep though! The Bears then came home, and saw him there. They ate him.
The End!
Just kidding, that’s not how it ends!
He woke up to be in a pot of boiling water, there was a fire burning under the pot and veggies surrounding him! Looks like the bears like their meat raw! When they saw his body still moving, they killed him!
The End!
I'm joking, not yet.
They left him to boil to death, but with the power of his weight, the weight that he gained by eating ten packets of deep fried twinkies, the pot tipped over and he got out, but because of his weight he was very slow. They ate him.
The End! For real.
“Mm-mm! Taste like twinkies, but the veggies ruin the taste.” said Dade Bear. “I agree with that.” said Mama Bear. “”Tastes like the chocolate twinkie” said Little Bear. “Delicious!” all three of them said in unison.
This is a story about the events of the story called Goldilocks and the Three Bears, but in modern day, and it is not supposed to be serious, it is a joke story, its comedy.
This is a story about the events of the story called Goldilocks and the Three Bears, but in modern day, and it is not supposed to be serious, it is a joke story, its comedy.
